A Former warehouse the grand bazaar is painted with such brightness that it draws the eyes towards it while assaulting them with color. The exterior has been gussyed up with exotic if not slightly tacky wood facings, seen typically by outsiders as merely a pleasure house the grand bazaar is just that but living up to its name by offering not just pleasure of the flesh but of drink and well cooked meals also it offers an out let for local if not sometimes untraditional musicians , artist and other types of performers to practice their craft. The interior is heavily decorated almost to the point of extremes all types of paintings and tokens from patrons line the walls mixed with silken curtains its hard to tell what the color is underneath the decoration. There is a small stage and a decently stocked bar the entrance to the kitchens located behind it off to the side of the stage there is a large painting of an elderly human male said to be the Madam of the grand Bazaars late and still fondly regarded husband tables are scatted throughout the establishment but easily and encourage to be manipulated away to make way for a makeshift dance floor across from the bar but closer to the entrance of the “Grand Bazaar” Is a small makeshift Shoppe (Former store room) and beside it is the entrance to the “Temple of pleasure” The home and work place of the Lords and ladies of the evening.

Food

The food is almost as spicy as the atmosphere with the cooks constantly experimenting with new foods dreamed up or brought by travelers from foreign lands it is rumored that the owners sometimes will take payment in spices and other exotic goods if they happen to tickle their fancy. The grand bazaar is most famous for one dish in particular, taouk it consist of skewers of marinated goat or lamb its normally served with a basmati rice and a spicy white bean sauce. But the spice loving cooks will sometimes make exceptions for the more timid dinner of course they will only do so after they are done egging you on.

Special Events

The Grand Bazaar sometimes host its own special events that take place sometimes monthly Yearly or even on a whim. One such event is the evening of a thousand mask. It goes with out saying that the establishment is for the most part very open and slightly uninhibited about sexy the patrons don mask and rooms and food are heavily discounted, food, liquor and other delights are consumed in abundance and people of lesser births and those of higher social standing can converse and make marry anonymously its also rumored that several bastard heirs came of this sort of gathering of course these rumors are never supported by the smirked lipped employees of the establishment and are highly frowned upon ((((In public ))) The establishment is know to host author readings of a brand of more thrilling fiction though becoming steadily popular among the ladies (( or so he claims ) Self proclaimed literately genius know simply as riz is a regular to participate in such events (((whether his business partner asked him to or not ))

Music

When Music is played string instruments and boisterous raucous music is generally preferred the bazaar does have a small but highly decorated stage that is always open to any performer daring enough. Though at times they have more structured performances like farcing, plays and other simple fares

Shoppe

There is a small store room at the entrance to the common room it is open daily and supplies some items not commonly found in your every day market like curtain scented oils and incenses not to mention The Bazaars Madame Amesha’s guilty pleasure flavored tobacco and for the clueless lover they even offer personalized love letter writing and private or grouped classes on wooing

Other

the grand bazaar does offer a unique verity of entertainment for the very poor to the very rich. But drink and food aside its true and original function is that of a brothel. The back room of the bazaar has had its interior divided into a dozen small bed chambers each finely appointed with plush cushions , soft sheets and a bottle of sweet liquor.

The Rules

1) Do not say the W word if you do not know what the W word is. When you say it you’ll see what happens

2) No fighting

3) No spitting

4) And Under no circumstances ((unless asked nicely too ) will any patron annoy, torment , pester, plague , molest, worry , badger, Harry , persecute , irk ,bullyrag , Vex , disquiet , beset, bother , tease , nettle , traumatize or ruffle the employees of the Grand Bazaar. Doing so will result in immediate ejection from the establishment and into the loving hands of the city watch for Just and swift persecution ( If your lucky )